How to know if coffee rules your life?
Step 1- Let's do an experiment, if asked who do you love the most at any other time of the day, you will name your parents or other half or your kids. But if this is asked the first thing in the morning before your first cuppa you will ask for your "precious" (full on Gollum mode on, mmhahaha) and not be above of going full on Hulk on them for asking such silly questions in the first place.
Step 2- When you wanna be friends with your office colleague, whose existence you deny to accept on an average day, just so you can have his very costly, pretentious but smells good af coffee.
Step 3- When you turn into one of those girls from perfume advertisements on smelling the dreamy aroma coming from the local coffee joint.
Step 4- The only reason you don't kill your irritating colleague is cause you will not get coffee in prison and that just might result in you turning into a mass murderer. So honestly you are doing it for the betterment of the world. (Bow down to the Queen of Hearts)
Step 5- When nothing makes your day better than smelling that freshly brewed cuppa.
If your answer is yes to all the answers, cause let's be honest you just can't have one symptom only, you my friend are someone whose life is ruled by COFFEE!!!!
Congrats!!!
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